Letter to the editor in the paper today (regarding Pat Robertson’s “Haiti’s pact with the devil is the cause of the earthquake” statement):
“The liberal media should know that Robertson has a history of getting accurate messages from God. For example, in 2007, Robertson said God told him there would be a nuclear attack that year. Thanks to the fervent prayers of Robertson’s followers the attack was averted.”
Right! If you prophesy a nuclear attack and it doesn’t happen, then that doesn’t mean that your prophecy was off target, it just means that the prayers of your followers are extra speshul powerful and it is actually proof of how accurate your messages from God are. Uh-huh.