I grew up in Europe. That means I was subjected to the wonders of EuroPop, with every mediocre American celebrity (half the crew of “Dallas”, for example) cutting an album. An embarrassing number of them actually succeeded at selling impressive amounts of records.
One of the above was David Hasselhoff, who is quite a “success” with a multitude of albums to his credit. He even sings German on one.
On a whim, I looked up Hasselhoff’s CD’s on Amazon.com.
The reviews are priceless. These people should be sitcom writers. Really.